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A helpfully alphabetised way to get around this site…

‘A Clockwork Orange’ (film/book) – You Know You’ve Watched Too Much ‘A Clockwork Orange’ When…, A Nadsat-English Dictionary

The Action Time (band ) - Live Review (19/10/00)

‘Addams Family’ (films) – You Know You’ve Watched Too Much 'Addams Family' When...

Add N To (X) (band) – Live Review (Leeds/Reading99)

Chris Addison (comedian) – Interview (Oct00), Tips For Wannabe Comedians, Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Advertising – ‘Adbusters’ Spoofs, From A Golden Age, ‘Private Eye’ Smalls, Wanton Sarcasm Directed Towards The Ill-thought-out TV Monsters…

Advertising for Ellen’s Fashion Ventures – Funky Stuff Available To Buy

(nepotism? moi? surely no…)

Donna Air (bint) – Trying (ha) To Interview The Pod

Alabama 3 (band) - Live Review (Reading98)

Album Reviews – Summer2001 Reviews, Spring2001 Reviews, Autumn2000 Reviews, Summer2000 Reviews, Spring2000 Reviews, Autumn1999 Reviews

Aliens Come To Barnard Castle - And They Think That I’m Weird

Almanack – (Bizarre-wash) Wisdom & Advice From Centuries Old Texts

‘A Modest Proposal’ – Swift’s Satirical Population Crisis Essay

Tori Amos (band) - Lyrical Sarcasm directed towards ‘Cornflake Girl’

And They Think That I’M Weird… - Photo Index of my ('quirky') friends

‘Angel’ (TV) – You Know You’ve Watched Too Much 'Angel' When…

Annie Christian (band) – Live Review (Leeds/Reading99)

Anti-Product (band) – Miscellaneous Photo Gallery, Live Review (02/08/00)

Dan Antopolski (comedian) – Interview (August ’01), Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Simon Armitage (poet) – ‘All Points North’, ‘From The Middle Distance’, ‘Scorpius’, ‘when lightning strikes…’

Arthurian Legend – The Holy Grail And Monty Python, Searching For Arthur: Using Archaeology To Find The Truth In The Legends

Ash (band) – Photo Gallery, Interview (Nov00), Live Review (27/04/01)

The Auteurs (band) – Live Review (leeds/Reading99)

Aztec Sacrifice – Essay on Its Meanings & Functions

Babybird (band) - Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

Backstreet Boys (band) - Lyrical Sarcasm directed towards ‘As Long As You Love Me’

Backyard Babies (band) - Live Review (Leeds/Reading99)

Badly Drawn Boy (band) – Photo Gallery, Live Review (Glastonbury2000), Live Review (Leeds/Reading00)

Bill Bailey (comedian/genius) - Live Review (Glastonbury98)

Band Questionnaire – Crap Journalist’s Crap Band Questionnaire

Bang On – Rampant Enthusings & Soapbox Harrumphings

Julian Barratt (comedian) - As Interviewed By Donna Air, Live Review (Glastonbury99)

Bastard Son Of Tommy Cooper (comedian) - Live Review (Glastonbury2000)

Rikki Beadle-Blair (actor/author/director) – Interviewed On ‘Metrosexuality’ (March01)

Beards – Good thing? Bad thing? Warm thimg?

Beautiful South (band) - Live Review (V99)

Beck (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury97), Live Review (Leeds/Reading00)

The Beekeepers (band) - Miscellaneous Photo Gallery, Interview #1 (Dec97), Christmas Musings (Dec97), Interview #2 (May98), Quickfire Interview (May98), Live Review (17/03/98), Live Review / Diary (21/05/98)

Bellatrix (band) - Live Review (Leeds/Reading99), Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

Mitch Benn (comedian) - Live Review (Glastonbury99), Live Review (Glastonbury2000)

Bentley Rhythm Ace (band) - Live Review (Reading98)

Bert (muppet) – Bert Is Evil AND Osama bin Laden’s Poster-Boy

Ambrose (Gwinnet) Bierce – Quotes from ‘The Devil’s Dictionary’

The Bigger The God (band) – Photo Gallery, Interview (May97), Live Review (31/03/01)

Big Yoga Muffin (band) - Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

‘Bill & Ted’s Excellent Musical Adventure’ (musical) – Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Bingo (band) - Live Review (Leeds/Reading99)

Birds – To Buy: Costumes & Diapers Available

Bjorn Again (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury99)

Black Box Recorder (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury2000), Live Review (Leeds/Reading00)

Simon Bligh (comedian) – Live Review (Leeds/Reading99)

Blondie (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury99)

Adam Bloom (comedian) – Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

The Bluetones (band) – Photo Gallery, Live Review (23/05/00), Live Review (Glastonbury97), Live Review (Reading98), Live Review (Glastonbury2000), Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

The Bloodhound Gang (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury2000)

Bodger & Badger - Live Review (Glastonbury97), Live Review (Glastonbury98), Live Review (Glastonbury2000)

Body-Surfing - And They Think That I’m Weird

Bonsai Potato – To Buy: Growing Kits Available

David Bowie (spaceboy) - Live Review (Glastonbury2000), A 70’s Pattern For A Ziggy-Esque One-Legged Leotard/Jumpsuit

Billy Bragg (Milkman of Human Kindness) – Miscellaneous Photo Gallery, Live Review (Glastonbury99), Popping Up At Glastonbury2000, Live Review (01/12/00)

Brassy (band) - Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

Brighton Beach (club) – Mourning the Passing Of (while cheerily indie-name-dropping)

Bristol – Friends’ Photo Gallery, Brendan’s ‘Do Not Disturb’ Affrontery

Bubble-wrap – To Buy: Clothing Range

Buckets - As Advertised in the 1950’s

‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ - You Know You’ve Watched Too Much 'Buffy' When…, Rupert Giles as You’ve NEVER Seen Him Before, Video-Cover Shot Of Buffy Kicking Angel in the nuts…,, Willow As Tigger

Anthony Burgess (author) – ‘A Clockwork Orange’ Nadsat/English Dictionary

Brendon Burns (comedian) - Live Review (Leeds/Reading99), Live Review (Glastonbury2000)

William Burroughs – Essay on The Influence of ‘Junky’

Tim Burton – ‘James’

The Bush The Tree And Me (band) – Photo Gallery, Live Review (16/02/01)

Butlins - As Advertised in the 1950’s

Ed Byrne (comedian) - Live Review (Leeds/Reading99), Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

Lord Byron (poet) – ‘She Walks In Beauty’

Cannibalistic Sacrifice in Aztec Culture – Essay on Its Meanings & Functions

Campervan Beethoven (band) – A Critical Appreciation of 'Take The Skinheads Bowling'

Scott Capurro (comedian) – Interview (Spring98), 'F**king Our Fathers' Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

The Cardigans (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury99)

John Cardone (comedian) – 'F**king Our Fathers' Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Cards – Cath Tate cards (that made me laugh)

Carling Weekend Festival – 2000 Review (in Leeds), 1999 Review (in Leeds), 1998 Review (in Reading)

Carrie (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury98), Live Review (Reading98)

Catatonia (band) - Live Review (V98)

Catsup - As Advertised in the 1950’s

Nick Cave (genius …buy everything he’s done, now) - Live Review (Glastonbury98)

Censorship in Music – A Stirring Article

Cheesecake Truck (band) – Miscellaneous Photo Gallery, Live Review (02/08/00)

Christmas – As Mused Over By Six Indie Bands In 1997

Chumbawumba (band) - Live Review (V98)

Cinema – Screenings ‘In Leeds’

Clearlake (band) - Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

Clinic (band) – Interview (May2000), Live Review (03/05/00), Live Review (Glastonbury2000), Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

The Clint Boon Experience (band) – Live Review (08/05/00)

Coca-Cola™ (drink/global industry) – To Buy: A Range Of Exciting Coke-Related Products

Cockroaches – Their Secret Conversations Transcribed

Collectibles – To Buy: Collectibles

Abby Collins (cabaret) - Live Review (Glastonbury2000)

Comedian Questionnaire – Crap Journalist’s Crap Comedian Questions

‘Comedy Zone’ (comedy smorgasbord) – Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Cooper Temple Clause (band) – Photo Gallery, Live Review (20/02/01), Live Review (27/05/01)

Graham Coxon (band) - Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

Crosswords Index - Index

Crossword Puzzles - Beanie Baby, BIG Beanie Baby, BIG Cockney Rhyming Slang, Comedians, Gay Slang, Movie Actors #1, Movie Actors #2, Movie Actresses

Sean Cullen (comedian) – Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Curse Tablets – Essay On Their Function ‘n’ Meaning ‘n’ Why They’re So Horrible

Ivor Cutler (wordsmith) – ‘Glasgow Dreamer: Episode 14’

Dancing Queen - And They Think That I’m Weird

The Dandy Warhols (band) – Live Review (V98), Live Review (Leeds/Reading99), Live Review (Glastonbury2000)

Darth Maul – Got Milk?

David Devant & His Spirit Wife (band) – Interview (May97)

Alan Davies (comedian) –You Know You’ve Watched Too Much Alan Davies When…, Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Day One (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury2000)

The Death of Rats (fictional character) – Interview (Aug99)

Max Décharné (author) – ‘Straight From The Fridge, Dad’

Rob Deering (comedian) – Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Despair, Inc. – To Buy: Products For The Disaffected

Des’Ree (band) - Lyrical Sarcasm directed towards ‘Life’

dEUS (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury99), Live Review (V99)

Disco Pistol (band) – Live Review (Reading98)

Dissertation – Why Do Western Men Of Our Time Wear Make-up?

The Divine Comedy (band) - Live Review (Reading98), Live Review (leeds/Reading99)

DNA – To Buy: DNA-Holding Jewellery

Dodgy (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury97)

Dogs – To Buy: Canine Lycra Bodysuits, To Buy: Glasses & Perfume Ranges

Dollar Of Love – Isn’t it beautiful?

Dolls – To Buy: Trailer Trash ‘n’ Drag Queens

Dominoes – As Sold in the 70’s

Doves (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury99)

Dream City Film Club (band) – Miscellaneous Photo Gallery, Interview #1 (July97), Interview #2 (Oct98), Live Review/Diary (17/4/99), Live Review (16/11/99), Their Ways To Torture Shed7

Drugstore (band) – Photo Gallery, Interview (April98), Live Review (16/02/01), Live Review (Glastonbury98), Live Review (Reading98)

The DumDums (band) – Photo Gallery, Live Review (16/05/00), Live Review (Glastonbury2000)

Bob Dylan (one-man-band) - Live Review (Glastonbury98)

Eat A Pie – Urging Various Skinny-Fit Celebrities To Feed

Echoboy (band) – Live Review (08/04/00)

Edinburgh Fringe Festival - Live Review ’01

Eggs - As Advertised in the 1960’s

Elastica (band) - Live Review (08/04/00)

Electric Cooker - As Advertised in the 1950’s

Electric Sound of Joy (band) - Live Review (Reading98)

Ellen (my lovely friend) - Selling Funky Stuff

Elmo Monster (muppet) – Co-author of the Reading98 Review, ‘Shoot Me Up Elmo’

Embrace (‘band’) – Looking Substantially Like Charlie

Empty Bin! - And They Think That I’m Weird

Essays – A Selection of The Slightly More Entertaining Course-Work

Everything Else – Index to all non-Review/Interview articles

Gavin Ewart (poet) – ‘Haiku: After the Orgies’

The Fall (band) - Live Review (Leeds/Reading99)

Fashion - As Advertised in the 1960’s

Feeder (band) - Miscellaneous Photo Gallery

Festival Top Tips - Article

Noel Fielding (comedian) – Interview (Autumn99), Interview as one ½ of The Boosh (Spring99)

Fifth Amendment (band) - Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

The Fifth Book of Moses – Biblical Teachings

Films – Ch4’s Top 100

FireWorks – To Buy: Emblazoned On A Host Of Novelty Gift Items

The Flaming Stars (band) – Miscellaneous Photo Gallery, Interview (Nov97), ‘Straight From The Fridge, Dad’, Christmas Musings (Dec97)

The Foo Fighters (band) - Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

Foreign Phrases - How To Tell a German (or Frenchman) That Your Hovercraft Is Full of Eels, How To Tell a German (or Frenchman) That You've Inhaled A Weasel

Fred Basset (cartoon) – Déjà vu?

‘From Ibiza To The Norfolk Broads’ (play) – Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Brian Froud (eminent goblinologist) – ‘Dogsthörpe’

Fudge – Comedy Cadburys Wrappings

Dave Fulton (comedian) – Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Fun Lovin’ Criminals (band) - Live Review (V98), Live Review (Leeds/Reading99)

Fun With Carrots – A Vegetable Entertainment Page

Fun With Spellchecks – A Computer-Grammar Entertainment Page

Gadgets – To Buy: Gadgets & Weirdness

‘The Gasman Cometh’ (revue) – Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Gay Dad (band) - Live Review (V99)

Gel (band) – Live Review (Reading98)

Gene (band) – Photo Gallery, Live Review (Leeds/Reading99), Live Review (12/11/01)

Geneva (band) – Live Review (Glastonbury97)

‘Get Off My Board’ – Game Instructions & History

The Get-Up Kids (band) - Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

Glastonbury Festival – Not On In 2001, 2000 Review, 1999 Review, 1998 Review, 1997 Review

GoldBlade (band) – Photo Gallery

Gomez (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury98), Live Review (V98), Live Review (Reading98), Live Review (V99)

Goofy – Just WHAT is he?

Goose Garb™ – To Buy: Clothing For Your Lawn Goose

Gorilla (band) – Live Review (17/03/98)

Gorky’s Zygotic Mynci (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury97)

Dave Gorman (comedian) – Another ‘Ice Storm’ Dave Gorman

Graduation (2000) Photos – And They Think That I’m Weird

Boothby Graffoe (comedian) - Live Review (Glastonbury98), Live Review (Glastonbury99), Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

‘Graft’ (play) – Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Grandaddy (band) – Live Review (02/02/01)

Al Green (soul Reverend) - Live Review (Glastonbury99)

Green Day (band) - Live Review (V98)

Rich Hall (comedian/genius) - Live Review (Leeds/Reading99), Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Hallowe’en – How It Was Spent in 2000

Hanson (band) - Lyrical Sarcasm directed towards ‘MMMbop’

Happy Meal – The Greatest Happy Meal Toy In The World…Ever!

P.J. Harvey (band) – Live Review (V98)

Gemma Hayes (band) – Live Review (31/10/01)

‘Heathers’ (film) – You Know You’ve Watched Too Much 'Heathers' When…

John Hegley (poet) – Live Review (Edinburgh ’01), 'Glastonbury', 'Glastonbury Festival field life', ‘In The Cell’

Hefner (band) - Live Review (Leeds/Reading99)

Heinz – To Buy: A Range of Fantabulous Heinz-Themed Products

Help Me, I Have Inhaled A Weasel - And Other French/German Holiday Phrases

Richard Herring (comedian) – 'Christ On A Bike' Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

History Mole – History Facts, As Presented By A Mole

Hole (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury99)

‘The Holy Grail’ (film) – An Essay Of Sorts Linking the Pythons to Arthurian Legend

Homecut Directive (band) - Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

How to Win at ‘Scrabble’ – A List of Goooood Lil Words

‘The Ice Storm’ (film/book) – Containing A Dave Gorman

Idlewild (band) – Interview (March98)

Iggy Pop (volatile genius) - Live Review (V98)

Indiana Jones – You Know You’ve Watched Too Much 'Indiana Jones' When…

Interviews Index - Index

Eddie Izzard (comedian) - You Know You’ve Watched Too Much Eddie Izzard When…

James (band) – Live Review (V98)

‘Jazz And Jokes’ (cabaret) – Live Review (Edinburgh ’01)

Jim’s Super Stereo World (band) - Live Review (Leeds/Reading99)

JJ72 (band) – Interview (Oct00), Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

Jobs – Deciding What I Should Do By Detailing What I Won’t

Joeb (band) - Live Review (20/02/01)

Billy Joel (band) – Lyrical Sarcasm Directed Towards ‘An Innocent Man’

Jonathan Fire*Eater (band) – Interview (Oct97), Christmas Musings (Dec97), Live Review (Glastonbury97), Melody Maker Live Review (Oct97)

Patrick Jones (poet) - Live Review (leeds/Reading99), ‘Philosophy (Father)’, ‘manscape’

Terry Jones (ex-Python/eminent goblinologist) – ‘Dogsthörpe’

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion (band) - Live Review (Leeds/Reading99)

Joolz (poet) - Live Review (Glastonbury2000)

Jo’s Hat – It Deserves A Word Of Thanks

James Joyce (author) – Schemata To Help Understand (?) ‘Ulysses’

Phil Kay (comedian) – Photo Gallery

Peter Kaye (comedian) - Live Review (Leeds/Reading99)

Kenickie (band) - Live Review (Glastonbury98)

Kent (band) - Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

Ketchup - As Advertised in the 1950’s

Charles Kightly (author) – Almanack Wisdom

King Adora (band) - Live Review (Reading/Leeds00)

K*SS (tribute band) – Photo Gallery